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pupbutt:

why say nip slip when peek-a-boob is so much better

Posted: 2 months ago with 330,431 notes - VIA: tipslip - SOURCE: pupbutt - Reblog?

legolokiismighty:

i would hire him for this flyer alone

when my wifi stops working so do i

Posted: 2 months ago with 232,780 notes - VIA: pizza - SOURCE: ozei - Reblog?

Life is so hard when your best friend is a 9.5/10 and you’re a strong 4 with the right filter and lighting

Posted: 2 months ago with 397,275 notes - VIA: pizza - SOURCE: sorelatable - Reblog?
Anonymous: What's your favorite high school memory?

afraidof-reality:

Leaving high school

Posted: 3 months ago with 7,542 notes - VIA: oomshi - SOURCE: prattschris - Reblog?

eatpizzas:

hey

hey juliet

get ur head in the game

At the groceries store

terrakion:

calakazam:

toyota:

Me: can u give me x²+4y+ of tomatoes & 2(x²+8xy^3) of potatoes please

Seller: I dont understand

Me: well i dont give a fuck i didnt study in vain

those are polynomials you asked for a neverending curve of tomatoes

yes

Posted: 3 months ago with 342,184 notes - VIA: ostricized - SOURCE: toyota - Reblog?

Reblog > Go to your tumblr > Click in the house > And try to get out of the house.

stevenstelfox:

thesugarhole:

endlesslysherlocked:

image

I JUST SPENT 2 HOURS OF MY LIFE TRYING TO FIGURE THIS OUT. OMG. MOST DIFFICULT THING I’VE EVER DONE.

I CAN’T FUCKING DO IT FUCK

let me reblog this again

AND YES! I FINISHED IT! :D

I CAN’T FUCKING DO THIS SHIT FUCK

I’M NEARLY FINISHED BITCHES

this is fucking addictive aksldjaklsdj I CAN’T 

imageI did it! omfg! 25 minutes!

ah i forgot i had this in my likes

gonna play it! why not

fuck, over an hour
protip: don’t drink while playing that

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