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Posted: 6 days ago with 446,072 notes - VIA: hi - SOURCE: floresenelatico - Reblog?
Anonymous: tell us your most embarrassing story

jesusinc:

jesusinc:

So a while back i was at this party and i was the first girl to arrive and there were like 20 guys already there, we were all siting around, having a beer and whatnot when the dj arrived. So all the guys went out the front of the house to help set up the dj gear and it was just me sitting there alone in the backyard for like 5 minuets. I stood up to go follow them bc i was getting really bored when i realized something, my period had gone through my white pants and stained the while chair, i was humiliated, i had no idea what to do, i could hear the guys were coming back and i had to do something quick, time was running out. So i grabbed the chair, ran like 10 meters and threw it over the fence into the neighboring yard, i quickly walked back and tied my jacket around my waist. The guys soon returned and didn’t suspect a thing, i am amazing.

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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

i romantically stand outside your window and hold up my iPhone to blast our song. a 30 second ad plays first

its kinda scary how your whole life depends on how well you do as a teenager 

laye-z:

The camera turned on by itself I am no model

dingdongyouarewrong:

fanfiction

Posted: 6 days ago with 25,526 notes - VIA: coluring - SOURCE: georgetakei - Reblog?
Posted: 6 days ago with 100 notes - VIA: kokorosasa - SOURCE: kodomomuke - Reblog?

You should only wear a crop top if

reallylameblog:

You’re a half-reptilian, half-tree hybrid with an undying hunger for human flesh

jadethemerman:

did he give her 2 thumbs up?

Posted: 6 days ago with 25,635 notes - VIA: oomshi - SOURCE: misterjakes - Reblog?
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